March 11, 2009

  • Fred: (jumping up suddenly)

    Me: (startled) You jumped up (seeing he went for smarties in the candy jar)

    Fred: I was excited

    Me: You jumped up like it was a jar of brownies!

    Fred: (saying something I didn't understand)

    Me:  (Laughing) WHAT?

    Fred: You'd be excited

    Me: I thought you said "You big Fatty!"

    Fred: If the shoe fits, eat it!

     

    I made Lydia bleed tonight while cutting her fingernails.  She cried so much, yet I cried more.  Any pointers? 

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